Driving on the highway of life, don’t let the assholes riding your bumper fluster you, don’t even bother to roll down the window and flip them the finger. Put on your blinker and get out of their way. Yes, that’s right, get out of their way. You haven’t lost anything, they haven’t won anything. They’re just assholes and assholes should absolutely be allowed to live their lives as recklessly as they want.
As they whip past you, send up a special prayer for them, you know the one I’m talking about.